girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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