bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
