I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!