i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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