ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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