he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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