There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Come share oat with me in your robe
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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