Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
vagina is talking i cant
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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