how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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