i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
My dad is sitting where you rode me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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