I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
