Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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