idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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