Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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