Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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