Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Houston, we have a blender
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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