Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
wanna go halves on a baby?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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