What did we do last night that was yellow?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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