I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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