He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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