I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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