Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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