From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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