I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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