so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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