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Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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