He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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