a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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