your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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