O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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