first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
His nipple licking is glorious
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