Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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