I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries