They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Randomize
