mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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