I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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