I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I think people are normalizing furries
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
