remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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