Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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