is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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