im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
What a dumb baby whore.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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