Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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