hotel room ftw
This is not my ceiling
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
organizing the empties. That sober.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
