yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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