And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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