I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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