something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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