I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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