the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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