i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
