Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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