I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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