i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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