uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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